In progress: the NEVER-ENDING STOCKINGS.
The sad tale of a girl and her wool, knitting a pair of socks for her future significant other. But she is so shy, and so tall, and rather unmarriable according to the village match-maker, and continues to knit the socks indefinitely.
After experimenting with some double pointed needles for the first time today, I've come to realize that top-down socks in progress look more like this:
The more you know ~*